MaedeaMaedeaQueen Gunnery Sergeant
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re: Hey Irenke...
 by Maedea on 2011/08/30 17:26
| Draken_crovax wrote: | http://timothywinchester.blogspot.com/2010/12/terrible-jokes-worse-drawings-1.html
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You are a horrible person.
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