Summers over

[Krad666]

And I'm driving back up to the University this Friday.

My girlfriend is driving back on Saturday, don't know what time.

It'll be the first time we've seen each other for about 2 months so I'm almost positive she's going to want to see me the moment she gets on campus, thus I may not be around on Saturday but I'm not too certain.

I'd say it's an 80% chance that I won't be around.

[Krad666]

Update:

She said she's gonna be there Saturday morning, which should give us lots of time to be together.

Knowing this I should be able to clear a few hours to get some raiding in but again, no promises.

She has priority that day. >_>;

[Jaktraw]

Make sure she gets herself tested.

And until then wear a condom. I'm not a doctor or anything but are you 100% sure she couldn't have had a child in your absence? 2 months is a long time.

I'm sure she had at least a train or two pulled on her, better safe then sorry.

At the very least her and her old beau hooked up, probably on a regular basis. Careful, if she jumps onto your dick the moment you see her that means she know's she's pregnant and she's just covering her tracks. Be careful or you might end up like Lokass, only you won't be aware of it.

As a side note, I hope you can make it to the raid as scheduled, later!

[Irenke]

... wut?

[Tanzy(ODH)]

Ok Jak that was sorta funny but I don't quite think appropriate for this form of communication as your sarcasm could not be gauged.

[Jaktraw]

True, my sense of humor doesn't translate well via the internet.

[Irenke]

I'm going to have to agree with Tanzy. It's hard to gauge tone via text and, to be honest, insulting someone's significant other by announcing that she may have STDs or be pregnant or had sex with a series of men probably isn't going to be gauged as funny by most people.

To be honest, my first thought was to get you off of the sauce, Jak. It appears to be affecting your judgement.

[kylozo]

ah jak thats not cool even if your trying to be sarcastic

[SelkthePriest]

While I thought is was funny and easily seen as humor, you really need to know your audience before posting. Some folks will enjoy and others will hate you forever.

[Mig.]

I think what everyone's trying to say is: fail.

@Krad. Hooray! Have fun!

[Blackshae]

WOW... just.... wow. I didn't find any humor whatsoever in that. To be honest, it implied that his GF is being unfaithful.

[Krad666]

I didn't really want to respond to this because I have no further information as to whether or not I would be there this Saturday but I felt i had to respond just to clear the air of any potential negative thoughts over how i could possibly of taken the joke.

And all I can say is: While not the kind of joke I would tell, I did understand it was said in humor.

No harm done bros, broskis, and bro-ettes.

[LokaasLH]

Jak, a pointer from a sarcasm pro, if I may? short and sweet does it better in print. for example. It's all fun and games until she ends up pregnant. :P

That said, Krad, enjoy your time with your woman. We should all be so lucky!

[Jaktraw]

Yeah drinking booze, watching tv and having a similar (playfull) convo with my girlfriend while typing that didn't help either. I'm glad people found it flat out unfunny rather than mean though.

Sorry thats just my usual back and forth, dumb, silly dry humor coming out. As mentioned, not a great choice when it comes to text.

But lets not harp on how thin everyone's skin is or how much I fail at online comedy, back on topic: keep us up to date Krad.

[Draken_crovax]

just remember krad, chicks dig certian moves in bed like the donkey punch! and lest we forget the 10 second rodeo fuck!

enjoy have fun and remember pulling out never beats wearing an actual condom!